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Tamara's Holiday Receipe

Published on 12/8/2006
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 
 
1 cup of water 
1 tsp baking soda 
1 cup  of sugar 
1 tsp salt 
1 cup or brown sugar 
4 large eggs 
1 cup nuts 
2 cups of dried fruit 
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to  check quality.   
Take a large bowl, check the   Cuervo again, to be sure  it is of the 
highest quality, pour one level  cup and drink. 
  
Turn on the electric mixer*. Beat one cup of butter  in a large fluffy 
bowl. 
 
Add one teaspoon of sugar* Beat again. At this  point it's best to make 
Sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup..just in   case. 
 
Turn off the mixerer thingy.  Break 2 leggs  and add to the bowl and 
chuck  in the cup of dried fruit,  Pick the  frigging fruit off the floor*. 
 
Mix on the turner.   If the fried druit gets  stuck in the beaterers just 
pry it loose with a drewscriver.  Sample  the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. 
 
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.   Who giveshz a sheet. 
Check the Jose Cuervo.  Now shift the lemon juice and  strain your nuts. Add one table. 
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.   Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. 
  
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall  over.  Don't forget to 
beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the  bowl through the window, 
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.